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  1. "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"
    — 

    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)

    wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

    (via brigwife)

     
     
  2. So yesterday I went to the screening of The Tempest for the second time. ‘Cause it brings me great joy and, you know. Colin Morgan.

    And at some point it struck me that I was sitting there brimming with pride and affection of almost motherlike fashion. And it’s more than a bit weird, right? Because at the gist of it there is some guy you don’t know, living half across the world from you, and the odds are you’ll never meet him except maybe for five seconds to take a photo and an autograph. And yet here you are all proud at that guy’s accomplishments because you feel like you’ve been here from nearly very start, since that goddamn Doctor Who episode, you’ve suffered through all the heartache that was Merlin and etc., and you’ve been rooting for this guy for all this time, and now he is in The Globe and his face is on the main poster of an entire season of TheatreHD screenings, and you are sitting here all like “aw, our baby is all grown up” and “damn, boy”.

    And all that fangirling might be weird, but it’s also very human, and Colin Goddamn Morgan can break your heart simply blinking on camera, and I still cry when I see Merlin on my dash even if I’ve never finished the show, and I’m thinking of going to see The Tempest for a third time the next season, what is my life.

     
     
  3. euclase:

Captain Shakespeare (updated), drawn in PS.

    euclase:

    Captain Shakespeare (updated), drawn in PS.

     
     
  4. judgebunnie:

    undereyelids:

    Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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  5. theblondebitch:

    London Comic Con October 2013

    Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

    Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

    (Source: miyku)

     
     
  6. wetheurban:

    SPOTLIGHT: Color-Coded Photography by Emily Blincoe

    A sweet collection of assorted musings by photographer Emily Blincoe based in Texas. All objects stored and arranged in colors and themes. 

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  7. suits + tumblr

    (Source: night-catches-us)

     
     
  8. tehnakki:

    stereksextape:

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

    1. Open your picture.
    2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
    3. Overlay that shit 50%
    4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
    5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
    6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
    7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
    8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
    9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
    10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
    11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

    MOTHERFUCKER, I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR HOURS. TAGG(NG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

    (Source: starspangledsextape)

     
     
  9. 291,479 plays
    Bastille
    Locked Out Of Heaven (Bruno Mars Cover)
    Locked Out Of Heaven- Bruno Mars Cover

    Someone needs to lock Bastille in the studio until they’ve succesfully covered every song in the Western Pop Canon. 

    (Source: gingerb3ard)

     
     
  10. fingurken:

every day.

    fingurken:

    every day.

     
     
  11. astrongerdose:

    do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

     
     
  12. 
Why do so many people find it that weird? It’s not for scent, come on, don’t you know that yeast containing products like bread and beer are really good for your hair? Yeah, thats right, rinse your hair in beer and they’re gonna be so soft as if you have magic clouds whipped by merry dancing unicorns on your head instead of hair.
And while I personally don’t favour this company, they pride themselves on using organic components and home beauty treatments recipes that actually work.
So that shampoo you all had a laugh about? That shampoo might be pretty darn good.

    Why do so many people find it that weird? It’s not for scent, come on, don’t you know that yeast containing products like bread and beer are really good for your hair? Yeah, thats right, rinse your hair in beer and they’re gonna be so soft as if you have magic clouds whipped by merry dancing unicorns on your head instead of hair.

    And while I personally don’t favour this company, they pride themselves on using organic components and home beauty treatments recipes that actually work.

    So that shampoo you all had a laugh about? That shampoo might be pretty darn good.

    (Source: thats-so-meme)

     
     
  13. OMYGOD

    I’ve just read about Starz picking up “American gods” on the russian news website and I’m freaking out.

    Fucking finally and apparently this all is huge enough to reach Russia (which gives me hope we’ll get to see it on tv with official translation and legally obtainable dvds and stuff).

    (or not. it’s forbidden now to swear on screen in here, and as far as I remember there were quite a few words of choice in the book (swearing in books now also forbidden by the way, WTF?), so maybe my hopes are in vain and amateur subtitles are the way to go as always)

    I’m conflicted and yet ridiculously happy.

     
     
  14. highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

    highenergyjewtrino:

    jadelyn:

    Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

    Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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  15. pasquey:

Nope no one here, nothing to see, move along.

    pasquey:

    Nope no one here, nothing to see, move along.